Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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