in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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