I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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