Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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