It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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