I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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