I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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