That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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