You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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