Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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