Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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