Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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