My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You've changed since you got that strap on
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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