Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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