Plan B is the new Plan A
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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