dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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