He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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