Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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