you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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