yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
