You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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