think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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