i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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