just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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