how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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