Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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