Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
well you can't waste a boner
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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