How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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