I hope mine doesn't look like that
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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