No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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