I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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