quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My life is pants optional.
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