You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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