So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm both gender and math confused
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