Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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