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It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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