Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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