WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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