ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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