if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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