Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
