I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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