I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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