OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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