why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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