What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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