You really coming over, don't trick.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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