were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
he fucked my hip out of place.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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