Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Randomize