i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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