I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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