im about as happy as oj after his trial
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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