once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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