dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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