Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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