btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Sober January is a disaster.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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