Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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